The Not Safe For Work (NSFW) Fortnight, Week 3 (one more nut): all these tunes, most of them House, will throw sex sounds, or sex lyrics—sooner or later.

From what I gather, this is a song about a guy that owns porno store. There’s not much of a story to it; he owns a pornoshop and wants to invite you to it.

• Plastilina Mosh – Pornoshop

The Not Safe For Work (NSFW) Fortnight, Week 2: all these tunes (most of them House) will throw sex sounds or sex lyrics, sooner or later.

• Chakachas – Jungle Fever

The Not Safe For Work (NSFW) fortnight: all the tunes these next couple of weeks (most of them House) will throw sex sounds or sex lyrics, sooner or later

At first, this song was annoying; the beat was decent but the lyrics were repetitive and her voice seemed to clash on top of the music. I thought: “OK, ha ha, it’s funny but it’s not even good comedy seeing as it only has two lines. Why couldn’t she just write more lyrics to at least try to save the song? It’s a novelty song, let me play some real music … ”.

Later, on good speakers (balanced EQ), where the bass was coming in stronger and the sound was better mixed, it started sounding good; “Damn, it’s got a little groove. OK, OK …”.
[Say what you want about the song but, back when, if you were making House in Chicago or New York you had to know a little something.]

Finally, after I saw the guy in the video doing that old House stepping (@ 1:35, on stage, black and white scene), I was trying out my own moves talking about “Don’t want no short dick man!”

This almost made “Too Good Monday” …

• Gillette and 20 Fingers – Short Dick Man

Written by Steely Dan

• Barbra Streisand – I Mean to Shine